Anyone want one?

Hi all out there, if there indeed is anyone out there. This is my first attempt a blog entry. Not much kop is it? Hopefully I'll improve with time. I have all these grandiose ideas about how this blog will grow and grow to become a bastion of inteligent conversation and blistering insights into the life of a young, attractive, well-to-do young man and his ability to shine the light of truth and the er... X-ray machine of ermm... clear thought-full-ness onto society and stuff like... Ah bollocks. I'm off for a cuppa. Who wants one?