Chewing gum.
I hate chewing gum and I distrust those who chew it. Why are you unable to put it in a bin? Why must you chew incesantly whilst talking to me? You look like a cow chewing the cud. As a matter of fact, at least a cow has the decency to do it WITH THEIR BLOODY MOUTH CLOSED! You stick it on the floor and the council (occassionaly) spends my tax-money blasting it up with water-jets. You stick it on the heaters on trains so when I rest my foot there it's all nice and warmed up to perfect stickiness. Just don't okay. Just don't. It's not that hard is it?
If I were PM it'd be the first thing to go. I'd introduce a £500 fine like they have in Singapore.
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