Boredom

Yesterday I was so bored I could hardly see straight. Today is better. I'm not bored. If you are why not try this.

Office work dull?
Amuse yourself.

One point each:

1. Run one lap around the office at top speed.

2. Groan out loud in the bathroom (at least one non-player must hear this).

3. Ignore the first 5 people who say good morning to you.

4. To signal the end of a conversation, put your hands over your ears and grimace.

5. When someone hands you a piece of paper, touch it, and whisper huskily, "MMMMMMMMMM that feels soooooooooooooo good".

6. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry I really prefer it this way".

7. Walk sideways to the photocopier!

8. While riding in the lift, gasp evertime the doors open.

Five points each:

1. Say to your boss, "I like your style." and shoot him with 2 imaginary guns.

2. Page yourself over the intercom (DO NOT DISGUISE YOUR VOICE).

3. Kneel in front of the water fountain and drink directly from the nozzle (a non-player must be there).

Ten points each:
1. At the end of an meeting, suggest concluding it with the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch yourself into it)!

2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with irritation, turn the light switch off and on 10 times.

3. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you really have to do a number 2.

4. After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamacan accent. As in 'the reports on your desk, mon".

5. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift!

6. In a workmates diary, write "10am - See how I look in tights".

7. Come to work in army clothes, and when asked why, say "I can't talk about it".

8. Find the vacuum and start vacumming around your desk.

9. Hang a long roll of toilet paper from the back of your pants, and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.