Tuesday, December 06, 2005

The World's Shortest Fairytale.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing
and played golf a lot and drank beer and
farted whenever he wanted.  


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Word of the day. Crapsifruit.

1. a. - Alt. of Crapsifruit. ~ (Crap-see-frute) To be a bit crap and slightly fruity. (See John Inman.)

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