Naff food I sometimes indulge in

I'm a bit bored today so I'm currently wasting my time by participating in a thread on The Guardian's Talk boards called 'Secret naff foods you sometimes dabble in' and I gotta say, it's pretty enlightening. An amazing amount of people think Monster Munch are naff - when they're clearly brilliant and I had no idea so many of us out there love a good ol' corned beef hash. But I digress. This thread got me thinking about crap food and how I secretly (and sometimes not-so-secretly) indulge from time to time. So, sweet-smelling reader, I give you a list of my all time favourite shite foodstuffs I sometimes indulge in.

1. Chicken & Mushroom Pot-Noodle. (Start with the obvious)
2. Beef & Onion Findus Crispy Pancake. (I've not had this since college in truth but I do sometimes get the odd craving. I've spoken about these before too.)
   
3. Prawn or Chive flavour Primula. (Essentially cheese spread in a toothpaste tube)
4. 'All Day Breakfast' in a can. (Wonderful when suffering with a hangover - truly)
5. Camp Coffee. (Coffee syrup with chicory - not 'gay' coffee in a John Inman way)
6. Butterscoth Angel Delight. (Seriously)
7. Liquorice Catherine Wheels. (Eaten whole or wound out depending on my mood)
8. Pork Scratchings. (Genius)
9. Smith's 'Scampi Fries' or the incongruously named 'Cheese Flavoured Moments'. (Need I say more? Probably)
10. And last but not least - the humble, but mighty, Scotch Egg.

Right, now that's done... I'm off down SPAR for a Ginster's Cheese & Mushroom slice.